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Title: Is your car Gay?
Description: Jeremy Clarkson criticised by watchdog


Steelstallions - May 21, 2007 05:19 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Top Gear" presenter Jeremy Clarkson was criticised by the media watchdog on Monday for describing a car as "very ginger beer", rhyming slang for "queer".
Clarkson used the phrase during a discussion with the studio audience about the rounded, two-seater Daihatsu Copen.

An audience member described the car as "gay" and Clarkson replied: "A bit gay, yes -- very ginger beer".



Good job it wasn't citreon CV he was talking about <yikes>

The Saint - May 21, 2007 05:30 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steelstallions @ May 21 2007, 05:19 PM)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070521/tuk...on-fa6b408.html

QUOTE
Top Gear" presenter Jeremy Clarkson was criticised by the media watchdog on Monday for describing a car as "very ginger beer", rhyming slang for "queer".
Clarkson used the phrase during a discussion with the studio audience about the rounded, two-seater Daihatsu Copen.

An audience member described the car as "gay" and Clarkson replied: "A bit gay, yes -- very ginger beer".



Good job it wasn't citreon CV he was talking about <yikes>

Or Indeed the New Renault Arsebandit!

who thinks of these names?

The Saint - May 21, 2007 07:52 PM (GMT)
and lets not forget the Ford Shirtlifter, that was gay!

AndyW76 - May 22, 2007 08:33 AM (GMT)
I can't see what the problem is, so he called a car gay, it's not like he walked into a gay bar and called everyone flying faggots.

Besides, I heard on the radio this morning that there was only one complaint (out of approx. 6-7 million viewers!). Some people will complain about anything, just like the guy that complained about the cillit bang commercial.

GV Legend - May 22, 2007 09:55 AM (GMT)
hey i think we should all complain about the cilit bang advert, its rubbish.


u4coffee - May 22, 2007 09:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (GV Legend @ May 22 2007, 10:55 AM)
hey i think we should all complain about the cilit bang advert, its rubbish.

Better than Shiela's Wheels <whistle>

Morpun94 - May 22, 2007 10:03 AM (GMT)
my touquoise green Skoda Favorite was abit ginger beer.....

AndyW76 - May 22, 2007 10:16 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (GV Legend @ May 22 2007, 09:55 AM)
hey i think we should all complain about the cilit bang advert, its rubbish.

Well, the complaint was that in the ad, they demonstrated the cleaning power by cleaning a penny in cillit bang, the complainant claimed that the penny couldn't have been cleaned as fast as the ad suggested, so they had to change the ad to clarify that what was show was actually speeded up.

What gets me is that someone even bothered checking it out.

AndyW76 - May 22, 2007 10:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (u4coffee @ May 22 2007, 09:58 AM)
QUOTE (GV Legend @ May 22 2007, 10:55 AM)
hey i think we should all complain about the cilit bang advert, its rubbish.

Better than Shiela's Wheels <whistle>

Ah, sheila's wheel, proper con artists. If you shop round I bet you could easily beat their quotes.

Morpun94 - May 22, 2007 10:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (AndyW76 @ May 22 2007, 11:16 AM)
QUOTE (GV Legend @ May 22 2007, 09:55 AM)
hey i think we should all complain about the cilit bang advert, its rubbish.

Well, the complaint was that in the ad, they demonstrated the cleaning power by cleaning a penny in cillit bang, the complainant claimed that the penny couldn't have been cleaned as fast as the ad suggested, so they had to change the ad to clarify that what was show was actually speeded up.

What gets me is that someone even bothered checking it out.

now hang on. we did it when very drunk, and discovered it didnt work. we didnt run off to offcom. "oi offcom, the penny test doesnt work"
no
we went and found more booze.

Steelstallions - May 22, 2007 10:23 AM (GMT)
cillit bang

Because when you shout people think you must be right.

Even though your product is crap

AndyW76 - May 22, 2007 10:25 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Morpun94 @ May 22 2007, 10:18 AM)
QUOTE (AndyW76 @ May 22 2007, 11:16 AM)
QUOTE (GV Legend @ May 22 2007, 09:55 AM)
hey i think we should all complain about the cilit bang advert, its rubbish.

Well, the complaint was that in the ad, they demonstrated the cleaning power by cleaning a penny in cillit bang, the complainant claimed that the penny couldn't have been cleaned as fast as the ad suggested, so they had to change the ad to clarify that what was show was actually speeded up.

What gets me is that someone even bothered checking it out.

now hang on. we did it when very drunk, and discovered it didnt work. we didnt run off to offcom. "oi offcom, the penny test doesnt work"
no
we went and found more booze.

Stuff like that takes me back to my student days. We did quite a few wacky things under the influence of alcohol, like blowing up a rotten pumpkin with bangers.

AndyW76 - May 22, 2007 10:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steelstallions @ May 22 2007, 10:23 AM)
cillit bang

Because when you shout people think you must be right.

Even though your product is crap

You can't deny the call of Barry Scott.

Cillit Bang

Morpun94 - May 22, 2007 10:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steelstallions @ May 22 2007, 11:23 AM)
cillit bang

Because when you shout people think you must be right.

Even though your product is crap

rofl <roflmao> <roflmao> <roflmao>

willyshafter - May 22, 2007 10:48 AM (GMT)
so from this i am getting that Shiela's Wheels, cilit bang (barry Scott) are not only a bit ginger bear but also crap. Is this the case?? I just don't know what to believe in anymore. <sarcasm>

timmadigan - May 23, 2007 04:12 PM (GMT)
A friend of mine tried to tell my that my car (Subaru Foerester) is the preferred car of lesbians (to try to have a joke at my expense). My response was that I had no problem that my car is perferred by people who like to have sex with women.
She stormed off in a huff as everyone laughed.

The Saint - May 23, 2007 04:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (timmadigan @ May 23 2007, 04:12 PM)
A friend of mine tried to tell my that my car (Subaru Foerester) is the preferred car of lesbians (to try to have a joke at my expense). My response was that I had no problem that my car is perferred by people who like to have sex with women.
She stormed off in a huff as everyone laughed.

preferred by WOMEN who like to make love to WOMEN.



<dunce>

AndyW76 - May 23, 2007 04:48 PM (GMT)
When Clarkson had his SLK AMG didn't the Hamster and Captain Slow have a laugh at Jezza when they revealed that his car came top of a survey of gay men for the car they would most want.

timmadigan - May 23, 2007 05:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Saint @ May 23 2007, 12:28 PM)
QUOTE (timmadigan @ May 23 2007, 04:12 PM)
A friend of mine tried to tell my that my car (Subaru Foerester) is the preferred car of lesbians (to try to have a joke at my expense).  My response was that I had no problem that my car is perferred by people who like to have sex with women.
She stormed off in a huff as everyone laughed.

preferred by WOMEN who like to make love to WOMEN.



<dunce>

so I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body <roflmao> I can live with that.

and that's also just an assumption on your part that it's not prefered by men who like to make love to women. All the comment said is that lesbian's perfer that car over others.

AndyW76 - May 24, 2007 08:58 AM (GMT)
I think my car may be a tad "ginger beer". It's a Renault Megane, which is a bit of a shopping car, but it is the sporty deisel model (the DCI 130 - I bought it before the GT came out) and it has been chiped (165 BHP and over 300 lbft of torque) so that sort of makes up for it.

u4coffee - May 24, 2007 09:05 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (AndyW76 @ May 23 2007, 05:48 PM)
When Clarkson had his SLK AMG didn't the Hamster and Captain Slow have a laugh at Jezza when they revealed that his car came top of a survey of gay men for the car they would most want.

I believe they did <think>

AndyW76 - May 24, 2007 09:06 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (u4coffee @ May 24 2007, 09:05 AM)
QUOTE (AndyW76 @ May 23 2007, 05:48 PM)
When Clarkson had his SLK AMG didn't the Hamster and Captain Slow have a laugh at Jezza when they revealed that his car came top of a survey of gay men for the car they would most want.

I believe they did <think>

I've tried looking for a clip but I can't find it.

John - May 24, 2007 09:33 AM (GMT)
Clarksons SL55 AMG was voted 3rd as I recall.... it was the Jeep Wrangler that was top of the list...

Clarkson sold his AMG shortly afterwards.

AndyW76 - May 24, 2007 09:47 AM (GMT)
I seem to remember that it was just before he bought (then sent back) his Ford GT. Don't know if the "gay" factor was why he sold his AMG, don't think he'd really care, just a decent trade in for his GT.

Morpun94 - May 24, 2007 05:24 PM (GMT)
wonder if clarkson is uncomfortable in his sexuality then? i mean selling a car just because its 'gay'. sounds suspicious to me. He fulfills all other requirements to be a closet 'homosexual' trying hard to prove he's not one...

AndyW76 - May 30, 2007 10:41 AM (GMT)
I don't think he cares, when Jimmy Carr asked him if he'd do all of the Corrs or none of them, he said "all of them, just as long he could get the bloke out of the way first."

Lex - May 30, 2007 03:19 PM (GMT)
isn't it the prick behind the wheel that determines if the car is gay?

AndyW76 - May 30, 2007 04:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lex @ May 30 2007, 03:19 PM)
isn't it the prick behind the wheel that determines if the car is gay?

oh come on, do you really think any self respecting straight bloke would drive a 206CC without being a little worried about people thinking he was a hairdresser (note - not barber!). Though I wouldn't say a 206CC is gay, just a little girly. ;)

Pannywagon - May 31, 2007 09:49 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (AndyW76 @ May 30 2007, 04:18 PM)
QUOTE (Lex @ May 30 2007, 03:19 PM)
isn't it the prick behind the wheel that determines if the car is gay?

oh come on, do you really think any self respecting straight bloke would drive a 206CC without being a little worried about people thinking he was a hairdresser (note - not barber!). Though I wouldn't say a 206CC is gay, just a little girly. ;)

I took a 206cc out for a test drive back when my eldest daughter was our only kid and would have been able to fit...does that make me gay!?! <yikes> I quite liked it too!

u4coffee - May 31, 2007 10:00 AM (GMT)
What's worse than a 206 cc?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=evDt-_VRd9A

Steelstallions - October 26, 2008 08:52 AM (GMT)
QUOTE

Gay Cars

Gayest of the Run: Ford Mustang

by Brett Berk

October 23, 2008, 11:00 AM

There are a number of vehicle nameplates that have been in continuous production for decades, but few are as iconic as the model we spotlight in this week’s Gayest of the Run feature: the Ford Mustang.


Vanity fair gives its decision.

SaveOurSilverstone - October 26, 2008 10:23 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steelstallions @ May 22 2007, 11:23 AM)
cillit bang

Because when you shout people think you must be right.

Even though your product is crap

reminds me of LUAFC and MOT.. <roflmao>

Kerri - October 26, 2008 12:43 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steelstallions @ May 21 2007, 06:19 PM)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070521/tuk...on-fa6b408.html

QUOTE
Top Gear" presenter Jeremy Clarkson was criticised by the media watchdog on Monday for describing a car as "very ginger beer", rhyming slang for "queer".
Clarkson used the phrase during a discussion with the studio audience about the rounded, two-seater Daihatsu Copen.

An audience member described the car as "gay" and Clarkson replied: "A bit gay, yes -- very ginger beer".



Good job it wasn't citreon CV he was talking about <yikes>

I've driven a Copen. :)
They are better then you'd expect them to be but i'm only 5ft 2 and it still felt really small and unsafe.
I don't think it would suit a man. Perhaps it is a gay car but does that make me a lesbian? <roflmao> <roflmao>

Kerri - October 26, 2008 12:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Steelstallions @ Oct 26 2008, 09:52 AM)
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/gay-cars/

user posted image

QUOTE

Gay Cars

Gayest of the Run: Ford Mustang

by Brett Berk

October 23, 2008, 11:00 AM

There are a number of vehicle nameplates that have been in continuous production for decades, but few are as iconic as the model we spotlight in this week’s Gayest of the Run feature: the Ford Mustang.


Vanity fair gives its decision.

How can a Mustang be gay? :(
Unless they are saying that all gay men have big muscles and the Mustang is a muscle car so it must be gay. <dunce>
I think the name 'Brett Berk' says it all. :)

Norbert - October 26, 2008 06:16 PM (GMT)
Well, if the original Mustangs were like Arnold Schwarzenegger, then the curretn generation is defnitely Dafydd from Little Britain....

<roflmao>

Kerri - October 26, 2008 09:48 PM (GMT)
So you wouldn't drive the new Mustang in case someone thought you were gay? <roflmao>
How do you know that your car isn't gay?

Norbert - October 27, 2008 08:18 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kerri @ Oct 26 2008, 10:48 PM)
How do you know that your car isn't gay?

Because I don't have one!

<roflmao>

AndyW76 - October 27, 2008 11:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kerri @ Oct 26 2008, 09:48 PM)
So you wouldn't drive the new Mustang in case someone thought you were gay? <roflmao>
How do you know that your car isn't gay?

Nah, I wouldn't drive a mustang because it handles like a shopping cart with a gammy wheel. The Lotus Exige pissed all over a souped up mustang in one of clarkson's videos.

AndyW76 - October 27, 2008 11:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Norbert @ Oct 27 2008, 08:18 AM)
QUOTE (Kerri @ Oct 26 2008, 10:48 PM)
How do you know that your car isn't gay?

Because I don't have one!

<roflmao>

Well, how do you clasify motorbikes, bearing in mind that you need a leather fetish to ride one?

<peek>

stradlin23 - October 27, 2008 11:39 AM (GMT)
Men in leathers is just wrong, you could be riding your bike one day and someone could think you are part of a village people tribute act




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