For the first time this week, in an exclusive interview, Flavio Briatore has revealed Renault's secret which prevented 2 time World Champion Fernando Alonso from throwing his toys out of the car everytime he ran into difficulties. "It was achieved with our unique patented suction cup", he confided, "until now, no one has achieved the levels of suction required to keep the toys firmly attached to the car. Ron seems to have considerably underestimated the forces involved. We did offer to share our data with him, in return for a loan of his gravel washing machine, but he didn't seem interested, as he claimed he already had access to a Ferrari sucker."

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another brilliant missed opportunity for the caption competition

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